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Joel's Posterous
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3 American Legacies.
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Always Think About What You Do.....
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Interesting moral to this story.....
Christmas Doghouse
Merry Christmas, Dear
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The Night Befo Crizmus
Wuz da night afo Crizmus, and all thru da hood,
everybody be sleepin and be sleepin real good.
We hunged up our stockins, an hoped like all heck,
dat dear Ol' Obama's, gunna brang us our checks.All of da family, was lyin on the flo,
my sister wif her gurlfrien, and my brotha wif some ho.
Ashtrays was all full, empty beer cans and all,
when I heared such a fuss, I thunk...."Shit, it must be da law".
I pulled da sheet off da winda, and what I could see,
I was spectin' the sherrif, wif a warrent fo me.But what did I see, made me say, "Laaawd look at dat".
dere was a huge watamelon, pulled by 8 big-ass rats.
Now over all of da years, Santy Claws he be white,
but it looks like us brothas, got a black un tonight.Faster than a po-lice car, my homeboy he came,
and whupped up on dem rats, as he called dem by name.
On Biden, On Jessie, On Polosi and Hillary Who
On Fannie, On Freddi, On Ayers, and Slick Willy too.Obama landed dat melon, right dere in a bit,
I knowed it fo sho, - can you believe that shit?Dat Santy didn't need no chimley, he picked da lock on my do,
an I sez to myself, "Son o' bitch...he dun did dis befo!"He had a big bag, full of presents - at first I suspeck,
Wif "Air Jordans" and fake gold, to wear roun my neck.But he lef me no presents, just started stealin my shit.
He got my guns and my crack, and my new burglers kit.Den, wif my crap in his bag, out da winda he flew,
I sho woulda shanked him, be he snagged my knife too.He jumped back on dat melon, wif out even a hitch,
and waz gone in two seconds, "Democrat son of a bitch".So nex year I be hopi, a white Santy we git,
'cause a black Santy Claws, just ain't wurf a shit!!!!
everybody be sleepin and be sleepin real good.
We hunged up our stockins, an hoped like all heck,
dat dear Ol' Obama's, gunna brang us our checks.All of da family, was lyin on the flo,
my sister wif her gurlfrien, and my brotha wif some ho.
Ashtrays was all full, empty beer cans and all,
when I heared such a fuss, I thunk...."Shit, it must be da law".
I pulled da sheet off da winda, and what I could see,
I was spectin' the sherrif, wif a warrent fo me.But what did I see, made me say, "Laaawd look at dat".
dere was a huge watamelon, pulled by 8 big-ass rats.
Now over all of da years, Santy Claws he be white,
but it looks like us brothas, got a black un tonight.Faster than a po-lice car, my homeboy he came,
and whupped up on dem rats, as he called dem by name.
On Biden, On Jessie, On Polosi and Hillary Who
On Fannie, On Freddi, On Ayers, and Slick Willy too.Obama landed dat melon, right dere in a bit,
I knowed it fo sho, - can you believe that shit?Dat Santy didn't need no chimley, he picked da lock on my do,
an I sez to myself, "Son o' bitch...he dun did dis befo!"He had a big bag, full of presents - at first I suspeck,
Wif "Air Jordans" and fake gold, to wear roun my neck.But he lef me no presents, just started stealin my shit.
He got my guns and my crack, and my new burglers kit.Den, wif my crap in his bag, out da winda he flew,
I sho woulda shanked him, be he snagged my knife too.He jumped back on dat melon, wif out even a hitch,
and waz gone in two seconds, "Democrat son of a bitch".So nex year I be hopi, a white Santy we git,
'cause a black Santy Claws, just ain't wurf a shit!!!!
The Original Sin
Little Johnny the Arab
Mohammad, an Arab child, entered his classroom on the
first day of school in Ohio .
"What is your name?" – asked the teacher. " Mohammad". answered the kid.
You are in America now. From now on your name will be Johnny," –replied the teacher.
In the evening, Mohammad returned home. "How was your
day, Mohammad?" – asked his mother.
" My name is not Mohammad. I’m in America and now my name is Johnny."
"Ah, are you ashamed of your name, are you trying to dishonor your parents, your heritage, your religion? Shame on you!" –and she beat him. Then she called his father and he, too, beat him.
The next day Mohammad returned to school.. When the teacher saw him with all the bruises she asked, "What happened to you little Johnny"?
"Well ma'am, 4 hours after becoming an American, I was attacked by two fuckin' Arabs."
first day of school in Ohio .
"What is your name?" – asked the teacher. " Mohammad". answered the kid.
You are in America now. From now on your name will be Johnny," –replied the teacher.
In the evening, Mohammad returned home. "How was your
day, Mohammad?" – asked his mother.
" My name is not Mohammad. I’m in America and now my name is Johnny."
"Ah, are you ashamed of your name, are you trying to dishonor your parents, your heritage, your religion? Shame on you!" –and she beat him. Then she called his father and he, too, beat him.
The next day Mohammad returned to school.. When the teacher saw him with all the bruises she asked, "What happened to you little Johnny"?
"Well ma'am, 4 hours after becoming an American, I was attacked by two fuckin' Arabs."
